Burgers

They are OK but pulled pork or bagels with cream cheese are better.

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Kids

They are our future and all that but we don’t need any more. If you really want them … adopt.

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Money

Saying that … it is better to cry in a brand new Mercedes than on a crowded bus.

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Good body

Again … lucky you. I would say it is an illusion.

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Lobsters

It used to be a prison food and they are called the rats of the ocean. Bon appetit.

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Cats

I am sorry. I do think dogs are more intelligent.

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Bad comedians

You know what I’m talkin’ bout.

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Diets

Unless they are medical …

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Prime time news

Read, listen, ask difficult questions and think. Also try to be patient and remember the butterfly effect.

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Hitler

He was a horrible horrible serial killer who killed millions of innocent people … BUT … I think that Mr Putin is way more dangerous.